Is it possible to sneeze and fart at the same time




















Farting, on the other hand, is fueled by gases that build up in the intestine as the result of bacteria breaking down food in the gut. Certain gases, like methane, can result in an odor. An excess of gas can be absorbed by the body, but much of it needs to escape.

The average person toots around 15 times per day. Sonpal says. Belching is an act of the upper gastrointestinal tract; farting is an act of the lower gastrointestinal tract. This is not a burp, however. And the air that could turn into a burp can be passed into the small intestine, and then the large intestine, creating a flatulent event. You contract the lower abdomen for passing gas and the upper abdomen for expelling air from the stomach.

When the pressure of a sneeze causes one to fart! Oh My Gosh! Did Jenny just snart? When you sneez and accidentally fart as a result. When someone sneezes and farts at the same time. This will sometimes result in the formation of mustard gas if both the fart and sneeze mix together.

NOW she thinks it hilarious, but it took her a while to get past the initial mortification :. Faking either a fart, a sneeze or both requires to be very precise! To make it even better i tried really hard not to laugh or pass out either shame poor hubbie was feeling rather deflateds rotflmao!

Guess who has never done this? Guess who plans on trying it now that I know it is accepted practice? Make sure let your next of kin know where to post the reply so we can all read it later. Oh gosh… this brings back a horrifying memory. Back in high school, I coughed and farted at the same time during gym class. It was a damn loud fart, I swear it sounded like an explosion because it was forced through the coughing.

My friends were all sitting around me but no one said a word, no laugh, pitch silence between us. Although really if a smell like that is coming out of your mouth — you may need to seek medical help. I read this to my husband and he laughed so hard, he farted! Getting the timing right to pull this off convincingly is rather challenging.

Usually, the sneeze sounds feigned, and the fart is merely enhanced. Due to the inevitable delay in synchronization, the sneeze draws attention to the sneezer, who then cannot suppress the fart. Very tricky and only for the confident expert of concealment. But, I say Bravo! The only issues missing are, of course, the inevitable laughing when you realize a the absurdity of what just happened and b that you pulled it off.



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